Hey, you! Yeah, you with the questionable taste in headwear. Feast your eyes on this friggin' masterpiece. This hat is ready to rock your body (to the break of dawn)

And that authentic meat man smell don't wash off. You gotta wait for the skin on your head to die.

Weathered cloth for that worn-in-dad-hat look, the buckle on the back is adjustable for almost any size noggin.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!