Biblically accurate Shroomjak.

The original angels from the Old Testament are incomprehensibly trippy and always begin conversations with humans by invoking the ancient phrase "Don't freak out. Please stop screaming. Dude, please, I need to tell you something."

Speaking of old Testament, go check out their album The New Order and fight me if you don't think it's some of the best thrash metal the 80s produced.

-Garrett